The Haunted Pumpkin Tells All: a seasonal interview with an icon

We met her on the edge of a mossy orchard—alone, glowing faintly, and smelling suspiciously like caramel and mystery.

She was everything the rumors promised: bold, beautiful, unapologetically seasonal.

And, yes, opinionated.

“Am I cursed?” she asked, adjusting her velvet folds. “Not even close. I’m just not here for anyone’s bad vibes.”

She recounted (with no small amount of side-eye) the time someone tried to carve her with a dull knife and questionable intentions.

“I rolled myself off the hayride. It was giving basic.”

“I only agree to be turned into pie if cinnamon is involved and the baker says ‘thank you.’ I have standards.”

Naturally.

The Haunted Pumpkin Doesn’t Haunt Houses…

“I haunt orchards,” she said, brushing a leaf from her stem. “Houses are too loud.”

Locals say she lights herself up on cool October nights. Sometimes, you catch a whiff of something sweet in the air—pumpkin, spice, a whisper of toasted sugar.

“That’s me,” she smirked. (Editor’s Note: scent confirmed.)

Enter: Practically Magic

When asked about the rumors of a candle admirer, she didn’t hesitate.

“Witches love me. Cats follow me. And once, a candle tried to flirt with me.” (It was Practically Magic.)

Crafted with notes of pumpkin, caramel, and a little witchy nostalgia, Practically Magic isn’t just a fall candle.

It’s a spell in a jar. A velvet revolution. A seasonal icon in her own right.

“She gets me,” the pumpkin said. “And she doesn’t even try too hard.”

Respect.

Pumpkin Was Always the Spell

Whether she’s haunting orchards or just turning heads at your kitchen table, the Haunted Pumpkin doesn’t do subtle.

And neither does Practically Magic.

Back for a limited pour—only for the opinionated.

Intrigued? The editor was, too.

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